mummified

when fuckin in the ass and about to cum you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you're done and you shoot 'em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I spit on her back and she turned around and I mummified her. She walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.

by legault October 4, 2005

monsified

verb: To go to the gym, preferably one of those gyms with gay dudes, and work out, all the while looking at dudes bulges in their pants.

Guy1: Dude, what you doin today?
Guy2: Dude, I'm gettin, monsified!!
Guy1: Dude, your gay.

by SlasherMcGee September 20, 2005

Genetically Modified Orgasm (GMO)

An orgasm achieved by the means of a sex toy or multiple sex toys, with or without a human partner.

That vibrator sure did produce one hell of a Genetically Modified Orgasm (GMO)!

by Nemo & Dory September 17, 2018

genetically-modified

A term I often use describing something that has been heavily tailored to meet a certain specification.

Benjamin Button was genetically-modified to win Movie of the Year.

Political speeches are genetically-modified, heavily-edited bullshit.

Valve brilliantly genetically-modified their marketing strategies and games to generate lots of sales while using the least amount of (game-developing) effort by well-placing updates, patches, SDKs, price drops through Steam and game sequels.

by Miyamiya July 31, 2009

Mummified cat man

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.

"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"

by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018

mummified

The act of putting semen all over a person's body.

guy 1 : Yo dude join my Minecraft server
guy 2: hold on dude I'm getting mummified

by poop stock May 10, 2019

Mummified

Have anal intercourse, when finished, use a towel or toilet paper to wipe off your penis. For the brief moment it is covered in cloth, it has been mummified

Bro did you get mummified last night?
Hell yeah! Jenny is a freak!

by Air Assault November 3, 2020