yo momma jokes

Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.

If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.

Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.

Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"

Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"

Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.

by Magaritavile July 7, 2006

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the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan.

Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.

It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.

by Dwayne May 7, 2004

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baby momma

The mother of one's child. The connotation is that mother and father do not and never did have any relationship beyond being sex partners. Contrast: ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.

"I thought I was getting a fuck buddy, but I ended up with a baby momma."

by Dorothy November 21, 2004

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