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Moodle

A worm like creature that attatches its self to the bollock of another mammal.
Oh deary me Geoffrey , i do believe to have contracted Moodles.
by Geoff patterson November 28, 2012
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moided

To get incredibly drunk or heavily drugged up to an extent of being incapable of normal bodily and mind functions.
Alright lads, lets get absolutely moided tonight
by Moidsmcgee March 8, 2018
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moodle

A man poodle. Moodles are often weird and delusional and don't realize their status as a play toy. Moodles are typically passive and like to discuss their feelings.

Most girls keep a moodle around at all times for entertainment when they're not talking to or seeing anyone. You can flirt with your moodle, let him compliment you, and even take you out, but you never ever fuck the moodle.
Sara: Have you been talking to John lately?
Nora: Yeah. Turns out he's more of a moodle type
Sara: Aww, that sucks
Nora: Not really! Moodles are so fun to have around
Sara: Really? I should get one too then!
by smartestbitchyoukn0w May 1, 2012
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Bette Midler

Someone that looks pretty, cute, handsome or attractive "From a Distance" but as they get closer end up being unattractive.
Damn, who's that across the street. He's cute, he's coming our way. Oh wait, he's nasty... that's a Bette Midler, looked better "From A Distance."
by dk60610 May 21, 2009
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Moodle

A hairstyle, in which indie boys have short hair at the back but a long, sometimes curly, fringe at the front.

The opposite of a mullet.

The word is an abreviation of 'man-poodle' which describes the poofy-ness of the fringe.
girl: you know that type of fringe like thing indies have?
boy: you mean when they have all shorter hair but a long flowing, slightly gungy front thing?
girls: Yeah thats it.
boy: Its called a Moodle
girl: OHHHHH *mind wave of awesomness*
by winniefreaks March 31, 2011
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mondle

To Fondle With One's Minge (or vagina). A hybrid word made from fondle and minge.
Hey bro did you ever get lucky with that girl? Yeah I gave her a good mondle but she just wasn't feeling it!
by CopenSomeGrizzly November 19, 2009
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