rasta shasta monasta

Very good weed usually at a mids price. A golden find of a deal/dealer. Sometimes can be just regular weed that doesn't involve a nasty surprise later on, such as: extreme stupidity, random sleep, headaches, or wicked stomach pain

That rasta shasta monasta you got last night made me start seeing shit bro!

by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007

Mofasa

a, King of the jungle, pimp ass motherfooker.
b, Ringleader, top dog, man with the plan.

Whats up mofasa?
Damn mofasa, last night was crazy.
Shit mofasa, did you see that ass?

by Adrian F. December 24, 2003

MOAS

Mother Of All Secrets, the biggest/serious/interesting secret a person can have without exploding.

"Tell me your biggest secret..."
"No way man, I'm not telling you my MOAS!"

by Lola1985 October 30, 2008

Grandma's Molasses

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010

mofos

Used as Mother Fucker. Just a fast way of typing.

The Net- "I pwned u mofo"
Real Life -"Get out of my house, you Mofo!"

by JoshTaylor August 31, 2005

Molasseswar

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

by Molasseswar May 22, 2009

mofart

An old man who is grumpy. An extremely miserable old fart.

check out that curmudgeon, he's such a mofart~!

by Purdy Murdy January 22, 2012