molasses cookies

consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.

C - do u want one it has nuts in it
fug - ha ha.. *sinks in couch*
Noid - last one *yoink*

by foug January 11, 2005

mobasshira

A kpop bts fangirl, even though kpop is aids

Mobasshira: fake love fake lOve (korean shit)
Intellectual: what the frick

by gangstaboiayaan September 4, 2019

Molasses Contra.

The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.

Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.

I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.

by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 6, 2010

mudassira

they are very sweet and nice they will always be there for you and they will be the best mom ever

Wow, your mom is so cool!
Yeah her name is Mudassira.

by BOBUX IS THE BEST NOOBS December 22, 2020

Mudassar

The prime example of a metrosexual guy with no friends. He enjoys wearing pink shirts, old grandad hats, cant score a goal or even a fit bird.

Dont act like mudassar, boys like it

by Klayre December 11, 2006

Mudassar

The prime example of a metrosexual guy with no friends. He enjoys wearing pink shirts, old grandad hats, cant score a goal or even a fit bird.

Dont act like mudassar, boys like it

by Klayre December 8, 2006

Mudassir Daimee

Famous voice mail message announcer. Is a dirty Paki.

"You have reached the voice mail message box of Mudaaassir Daaaimee. Please leave a message.

by The Black Vegetable March 14, 2005