Mobeen

A person that believes in progressive values only because it makes them feel smart. They're usually hard-core feminists, socialists and gay rights activists despite not knowing anything about it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Adam registered as a Democrat this year without reading on any of their policies."
Guy 2: "ikr, he's such a Mobeen"

by Nero shredding violin August 28, 2015

mobel

A device or gizmo used to clean and degrotify elderly vagina's. Shaped like a spoon, the batteries inside make a rotary motion, spinning the head at a constant 30 rpm's.

What is that rancid smell? Tell gram to use her Mobel.

Hey Ma, come check out the new episode of 24. Wait, not before you use your Mobel!

by Justin O. C. September 27, 2006

Mober

The act of selling out your friends for the slime chance of getting laid, hanging back stage , or getting into the Club.

Dude I thought we were all going to see the fight together? You Pulled a Mober and sold out your friends.

by Captmig April 25, 2021

Mobenobe

A pile of poop, shit and/or crap.

I stepped in that huge pile of MOBENOBE over there.

by Kurt Bossman April 26, 2008

mobentley

Is a person with a lot of swag. The life of the party. They can always make you smile in the times when you are down. They also have a great smile themselves. They make great listeners and are full of advice. Usually down to earth people. Don't make a mobentley mad though. They can get quite angry when made upset.

person 1: I was so upset yesterday, bro

person 2: dang, you ok?

person 1: yeah I talked to a mobentley.

by volcomswag October 24, 2011

Moben Joke

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."

by MSquared March 23, 2012

Möbelix-Mologie

Theory of Ethymologie and lawn furniture. Very common study at european Universities.

A: ey yo watcha studyin'?
B:gotta do an exame in Möbelix-Mologie

by Dr. Charles Darwin June 27, 2017