A singular bong rip, usually administered to the most loaked individual of the group, containing marijuana, taybo (American Spirit Tobacco) and sometimes hash. Moakies originated from the foggy hills of west marin in the late 1990's, were they then were passed through marin county high schools and on to SF. Moakies are now prevelent in certain areas of other states such as Indiana, Arizona, Oregon, Texas, and the Hawaiian Islands.
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“Don’t even bother asking them. Those two stupid MOFWIK’S never go out anymore and if they do they drink ice tea.
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when you’re absolutely goated off the cracked in fortnite competitive and crank a quick 90 before 720 no scoping a kid right in his noggin
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Jack: I don't even know man, I've been mowing the air hard all day today.
Jack: I don't even know man, I've been mowing the air hard all day today.
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