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pulling a miriam

when you make plans in advance and then cancel last minute.
Roni: hey you ready for the hookah bar?

Mike: Nah i can't come man i gotta do something

Roni: Why you pulling a Miriam?
by nycboy April 21, 2011
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Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
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Miriam

A cool, preety, short girl. She's funny and very outgoing. Always hyper and fun to be with. She keeps converstions going. She always seems to go for the wrong type of guys, and tends to want to give up at the end. Hispanice chik, skinny, slim with preety curly hair . She makes friends with evryone and she loves everyone. She's trutsworthy and you can come to her with anything, especially boys. You'll always love her and get long with her . she's like no other person in the world .
by iislegit December 31, 2011
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Miriam

She is the sweetest most kind and beautiful person on the entire planet. I would walk through the fires of hell just to see her smile.I love you, bae!
by SexyFish294 September 15, 2019
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Miriam

The kind of beauty a guy only sees once. You know? Once.
''Omg...omg...that's, that's...that's perfection.''
''That's a Miriam.''
by truman12 January 26, 2010
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miria

Sweet loving kind caring weird crazy attractive awkward smart
by How bout u May 3, 2018
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mikias

a super buff dude who rocks at every sport. some suspect he's on roids but it's all natural. he has amazing looks, is suppper sexy and every girl wants him!!!
girl 1: "ohh did u see that perfect guy that just walked by" ....

girl 2: "OMG that's Mikias!!!!"
by zjzj November 10, 2010
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