mister

The male counterpart of a mistress.

Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!

by NatVé November 14, 2006

Hey Mister

what a minor does when her or she wants alcohol - approaches people entering the liquor store and asks to pay them to buy some alkie.

We went to Hey Mister at the Campus Liquor

by ***w*** January 14, 2002

Mister Faggot

Response used by when called a "faggot"; used ironically or not, depending on the situation and danger (perceived or real).

--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.

--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.

by rickster_dc September 25, 2005

Mister Nobody

Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with Someone Else, but parents refer to Mister Nobody more often.

"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"

by Gary April 24, 2005

Ur sister a mister

This word is only used after your vicious enemy uses the world ending saying “ur pappy trappy”. “Ur sister a mister” can reverse the world ending and causes a blackhole to suck the earth into a bottomless pit of darkness.

Bill-ur pappy trappy
*world starts to end*
Jon-ur sister a mister
*world stops ending, and blackhole shows up infront of the sun*
Stephen Hawking- my theory was right. Only the mere saying of “ur sister a mister” can cause a black hole

by Sheebyguythememeking March 18, 2018

sisters before misters

The unwritten law that dictates that a the wishes of an unmarried woman's or girl's female friends trump those of a men she wants to have a relationship with. This law exists to protect said woman from being roosterpecked or whipped and her boyfriend's a pig or a man slut.
Better known as ladies first and to hell with your boyfriend.

Yo, lady, don't let that male chauvanist pig tell you what to do. He thinks you're just another piece of ass. After all, it's sisters before misters.

by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

misterical

(adj) 1. Something some idiot says when they want to say mysterious. (Particularly me)

2.of mystericology; related to mystery

That cave is very mysterical.

by Cameron West May 9, 2004