virginia tech massacre

On April 16th, 2007, a lone gunman perpetrated two shootings at Virginia Tech, resulted in 32 dead and 30 injured.
The motives for the killings may never be known, but the victims will never be forgotten in the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

My sincerest apologies to the families and friends of the dearly departed.

The Virginia Tech Massacre will forever be remembered.

by Baikalic April 27, 2007

Massachusetts Dick

Legend has it in the B.C. era a meteor struck Springfield, Massachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of Massachusettes forever. The meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.

*In the showers at the gym*
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."

by Moprah March 7, 2018

Italian Massage

A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage

(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks

by SylvanMan April 13, 2014

Tongue Massage

Erotic massage provided with the aid of ones tongue.

Krysten enjoyed the feel of the exceptional tongue massage she was given during foreplay.

by CaptainLOTO November 10, 2014

jonestown massacre

In the Mid 70’s a preacher named Jim Jones created his own town, formerly named JonesTown. Approximately 1000 people lived there and he promised them a utopian society. Later he brought them to a secluded area and killed men, women, and children with cyanid infused Kool-Aid. He brutally killed the children first, And shot him self after they all died.

Have you ever heard of the JonesTown massacre?

by CDR KINGZz November 29, 2017

Tiannenmen Square Massacre

Fictitious event in which millions of chinese people celebrated the success of their government

I love china. We should have a holiday remembering the Tiannenmen Square Massacre party

by Flawless47770 January 10, 2022

Jersey massage

To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.

by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004