misalcalignment

miss-alka-LINE-ment

The process of failing to accurately align ones lips with the opening of ones' beer can, resulting in the pouring of beer all over ones' self; typically due to intoxication.

"Dude, you just committed the wettest misalcalignment. I'll get you a taxi."

by pantherine September 30, 2014

miscall

miscall is when you call someone, want to talk, but drop the call before they answer, hoping they call back. To avoid paying call charges, and there is nothing important so the other guy will call if they have nothing better to do. Liked, it gets into the missed call list. Telemarketers in India say: leave a missed call at 1800....

My cousin miscalled me and pretended that the line was bad and cut the call when i answered. I knew the game so I miscalled him back.

by sankara April 9, 2016

mistaleon

(Pronunciation~ mis-TUH!-leon)

A ghetto way of saying Mr. Leon.

Call me Mr. Leon.
No that's dead. I'll call you Mistaleon.

by ZuriPanda831 May 15, 2016

missalette

A "small missal," with prayers, readings, etc. for the Catholic Mass, usually published for use of a gathered congregation, at worship.

You can find the readings for each Sunday in the missalette, available in the pews.

by Michael Condon June 6, 2018

Mishal

A lazy ass fuck who never washes his ass.
He “pro” gamer who pushed he’s friends away for games.
He is also very horny and gay.

Mishal is not a human

by Jskysktapisrk April 28, 2019

misbahivin

A word used in the midwest to describe someone who has misbahived.

Oh look that child is misbahivin.

by Louiedouie 97 October 26, 2019

Misbanging

Word used to explain to your girlfriend that you cheated on her with a midget.

Im sorry honey, i was misbanging, i think i want to divorce you.

by I like moanas toes April 16, 2020