minister of cuddles

One who is drunk at a bar with a group of people and randomly disapears to the bathroom. Thus returning, the person will have a "hello my name is" sticker which says "minister of cuddles" which came from the bathroom. Typically this person has no memory of how this got on the person. No memory of how it got there or knows why they have the sticker there. After this point peopletypically will bug them returning from the bathroomand talk about the name tag for the next. 6 weeks.

Hey, we're did jared go. .. not sure. ... Oh there he is. He' went to the bathroom and now is a minister of cuddles.

by the cannoli April 19, 2013

minister of war

To have to consult you partner, Wife, Spouse about something that you know could possibly end up in a argument.

Also referred to as Minister of Finance

Person 1: Hey bro, Wanna come out to the pub tonight .
Person 2: Sure! I just have to check with the Minister of War first.

by MACKCOMM May 30, 2016

Minism

Maximum score with minimum effort on a daily basis.

Minism - powered by knowledge, talent, and charisma.

I never saw him studying and he still one of the best in our class. What is the secret?
- Minism.

by Brand Making Machine October 29, 2019

Minimumlism

Noun

When you don't have money but try to keep up with other people

Buying the lowest graded diamond just to flex with other peers that" It's real diamond" is an action of minimumlism.

by Milky Seal November 16, 2021

Strawberry Minimilk

To pull out of a vagina and find your shaft covered in blood.

Gino '' are you jammy? i want a Strawberry Minimilk ''
Verity '' not again , vanilla or chocolate , no strawberry ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

miniminity disorder

a form of bipolar in the area of raceing thoughts when a person listens to music or watches televisions and recipitates visual thoughts instead haveing feelings which forces them too think real heavy about what the concepts and themes are.

miniminity disorder its what me and my psychologist talks about,it can be so hard living with miniminity disorder...

by regardless devon victory February 17, 2008

miniskirt

a device used to allow slutty girls to be uptight about their sluttyness

Slut: Did you look up my miniskirt?
Guy: Err, no?
Slut: I'm calling the cops!

by Smeego February 2, 2005