A Milwaukee Slugger is achieved by loading a womans anus with ping-pong balls, baseballs, anal-beads, or even softballs??? (ouch) and then using your dick as a bat, through the vaginal wall, to knock the balls "out of the park."
by Mark Weber May 31, 2007
quite possibly the most disgusting alcoholic beverage known to man, milwaukees best comes in regular, light and ICE variations. usually found amongst older people who can no longer taste, or afford regular beer, so they go for the cheapest thing they can find that is still called beer. refer to disgusting and old people
Granpa billy: son back in my day milwaukees best was the best beer around, top notch i say. would ya like to try one?
You:sorry i gotta go
You:sorry i gotta go
by Derrick Hughes May 29, 2006
by Little T mart July 30, 2009
The liquid version of the Cleveland steamer; a successful Milwaukee faucet is said to have taken place after a male has released a respectable amount of urine onto the chest of an apparently less-than-willing female during sexual activity. Not to be confused with a golden shower, a genuine Milwaukee faucet is specific to the pectoral region of the female participant.
Female: "Shall you be taking a dump upon my chest, my lord?"
Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."
Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."
Male: "Good."
Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."
Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."
Male: "Good."
by Missy the cat December 16, 2009
The act of inserting the index and middle fingers into the vaginal opening, and the middle and pinky fingers into the anus, or vice-versa. This is similar to the "shocker," but adds an operative finger. It is also called the "spock."
The Milwaukee Monster was adapted from the famous "Live Long and Prosper" hand signal from the Star Trek series. Legend has it that the origin of the name was when a friend was explaining the move, and the listenener misheard "Live Long and Prosper" as "Milwaukee Monster." The speaker agreed that this was a better name, and thus the current name.
The Milwaukee Monster was adapted from the famous "Live Long and Prosper" hand signal from the Star Trek series. Legend has it that the origin of the name was when a friend was explaining the move, and the listenener misheard "Live Long and Prosper" as "Milwaukee Monster." The speaker agreed that this was a better name, and thus the current name.
by Mean Mr. Mustard October 07, 2006
When a guy stands over the girl and cums on her chest and then takes a hershey squirt shit on her chest and it all oozes down her breasts like a mudslide.
by amyleewaters January 23, 2009
Mike calta enjoyed his Milwaukee Milkshake in has man pussy
by JonnyQueefer October 31, 2017