milan

Milan is a creepy child who is stuck in his past and can’t get over crushes.
never text a milan

girl 1: have you been texting that guy

girl 2: no, but he wont stop texting me its so annoying

guy 1: he is such a milan

by thatbitchmilan October 24, 2019

milan

A Floridian Gipsy with a severe speach impediment. Can often be seen feltching on breaks during his long days at the melon farm. Can read over 800 words per minute (sorta).

That gipsy Milan is stealing gerbils again!

by esteban's twin May 21, 2007

milan

Not getting your dick up

ahw man fuck, i have a milan again.

by Nurse joy March 11, 2012

milan

Loud obnoxious wigger,sounds like duck call or the aliens from mars attacks,never shuts up. typically from back east (chicago). usually seen rolling in a old shit box caddy, with a shaved head.

Look at the milan in that junker caddy.

by pissed off tech August 31, 2006

milan

Mom I'd lick and nibble... A term for a realy hot mom with huge titties and a nice shaven pussy that takes many cocks. She tends to have many sons and gives most of them away but then keeps only 2. She keeps 2 because she realizes her oldest is gay (his name becomes dick later in life) and likes rimjobs from men. When older, he will find out he was diagnosed with herpes, genital warts, and gonorrhea. He will die a terrible death and will be buried in a captain america costume.

That woman is such a Milan... her son must be such a fuck up!

by Bitch B March 13, 2008

milan

Mom I'd lick and nibble... A term for a realy hot mom with huge titties and a nice shaven pussy that takes many cocks. She tends to have many sons and gives most of them away but then keeps only 2. She keeps 2 because she realizes her oldest is gay (his name becomes dick later in life) and likes rimjobs from men. When older, he will find out he was diagnosed with herpes, genital warts, and gonorrhea. He will die a terrible death and will be buried in a captain america costume.

That woman is such a Milan... her son must be such a fuck up!

by Bitch B March 15, 2008

milan

little bitch ass serb from milan italy that likes fucking little girls. He also rides quads/cocks,paintballs on the warped sponsored team, and races golfcarts 4 a living.His most favorite thing to do is sex experiments with drills, skill saws,knifes, and childrens toys. This person is not to be trusted, Hes a back stabbing whore, dont ever turn your back on him or he will fuck u.

Look at the kid walking acrost the field bunkering that kid,he sucks fuckin dick, what a fuckin (milan).

by oh snap March 31, 2005