Red Mike

A guy who seriously disses girls because he can't be relaxed enough to charm or persuade them, and therefore can't even get the time of day. His frustration and anger causes his face go red.

Leave it to a Red Mike to tell a great looking girl that she looks awful.

by DavidAAA September 4, 2008

Rusty Mike

get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.

"man josh did the rusty mike perfectly"

by ap May 13, 2005

Rock the mike

Slang term used in ghetto areas for blowjobs.

Do you know how to rock the mike?
She is really rocking the mike everytime that I see her.

by Kerin February 3, 2004

Russian Mike

An idiotic retard who is going to burn in hell.

I'm Russian Mike and the Devil's penis is up my ass right now. Yay!!!

by Rep4life-FucktheDems October 2, 2004

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.

I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.

by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020

Russian Mike

Mini Irish celebrity, everyone loves Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy

Me: that’s Russian Mike

Russian Mike is a mini Irish celebrity

by Park ji sung china April 26, 2025

Rest day Mike

An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.

I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered

by Dren88 August 13, 2023