A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
by xTruthxBringerx April 3, 2009
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A schizophrenic teenage whore. who is a horrible singer in every way possible and enjoys taking pictures of herself in the shower and in her underwear.
by xTwinkle Toes42x October 11, 2008
Get the Miley Cyrus mug.1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
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1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
Get the Miley Cyrus mug.Girl 1- Are you going to see Molly I'm mean Miley's concert tomorrow?
Girl 2- I totes am now let's lick random shit and go grind random people!
Girl 1- omg can't wait for the Miley Cyrus concert!
Girl 2- Neither can I!
And so on...
Girl 2- I totes am now let's lick random shit and go grind random people!
Girl 1- omg can't wait for the Miley Cyrus concert!
Girl 2- Neither can I!
And so on...
by Craycraypersontho November 2, 2013
Get the Miley Cyrus mug.A so called 'pop icon'. Who is adored by fans all over the world, usually the ages 9-14, and female. Why they love her is beyond my understanding, for she is untalented, Hillary Duff wannabe. Who's voice can only be described as Paris Hilton singing into a tin-can, instead of a magic mic. Miley Cyrus, is said to be a 'good girl' yet she poses half-nude on a magazine cover. Miley Cyrus, will soon take the same route as Hillary Duff, by developing an eating disorder, wanting to be just like (insert pop diva's name here) and then writing a song with similar lyrics to 'Reach Out and Touch Me, By Hillary Duff'.
Idiotic Girl #1: Oh My God!
Idiotic Girl #2: Oh My God! What?!?
Idiotic Girl #1: Hannah Montana the Movie is out!
Idiotic Girl #2: Oh My God! I know!!!
Me: Hannah Montana is the most idiotic, worthless pop icon in the history of Disney.
Idiotic Girls #1 and #2: Oh My God! How could you say that?!? Hannah and Miley are the BEST!!!
Me: No, she isn't. And Miley Cyrus & Hannah are the same person.
Idiotic Girls: What?!? How can that be?!?
Me: You two are more moronic than Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie combined.
{Note: The two idiotic girls soon developed brain cancer from hearing too much of Miley Cyrus' '7 Things'.}
Miley Cyrus is indeed the most ludicrously moronic human being in Hollywood.
Idiotic Girl #2: Oh My God! What?!?
Idiotic Girl #1: Hannah Montana the Movie is out!
Idiotic Girl #2: Oh My God! I know!!!
Me: Hannah Montana is the most idiotic, worthless pop icon in the history of Disney.
Idiotic Girls #1 and #2: Oh My God! How could you say that?!? Hannah and Miley are the BEST!!!
Me: No, she isn't. And Miley Cyrus & Hannah are the same person.
Idiotic Girls: What?!? How can that be?!?
Me: You two are more moronic than Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie combined.
{Note: The two idiotic girls soon developed brain cancer from hearing too much of Miley Cyrus' '7 Things'.}
Miley Cyrus is indeed the most ludicrously moronic human being in Hollywood.
by Junita♥the♥Angel April 15, 2009
Get the Miley Cyrus mug.Miley Cyrus Syndrome is a common syndrome among teens. M.C.S causes teens to act foolish in public to receive attention. People who have M.C.S usually show or do weird things online to receive attention. People with M.C.S are usually found online, mostly on social networking sites as Facebook, Twitter and Mostly Vines. M.C.S also includes people who show off their body in public for attention. These people are usually females, they show them selves on social networking site mostly.
If you or someone you know have the Miley Cyrus Syndrome, you or they should quickly cure it.
A simple cure is to go to Youtube.com and watch the music video Wrecking Ball - By Miley Cyrus to traumatize yourself or others to make them quickly realize what they are doing. This is a serious syndrome and can lead to permanent disorder.
It can lead to Miley Cyrus Disorder which damages your brain to make you think that everyone agrees on the weird things you do.
*There is currently no cure to the disorder, so you should cure the syndrome before it gets too serious.*
If you or someone you know have the Miley Cyrus Syndrome, you or they should quickly cure it.
A simple cure is to go to Youtube.com and watch the music video Wrecking Ball - By Miley Cyrus to traumatize yourself or others to make them quickly realize what they are doing. This is a serious syndrome and can lead to permanent disorder.
It can lead to Miley Cyrus Disorder which damages your brain to make you think that everyone agrees on the weird things you do.
*There is currently no cure to the disorder, so you should cure the syndrome before it gets too serious.*
Person 1: *Takes pic of herself, posts on internet and calls it selfie monday, tuesday, wednesday...*
Person 2: *Films himself twerking and posts it online.*
Person 3: *Makes weird, lame Vines to get attention*
The all have The Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Person 2: *Films himself twerking and posts it online.*
Person 3: *Makes weird, lame Vines to get attention*
The all have The Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
by Fake Syndrome Doctor November 28, 2013
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