midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

illegal midget

Term used to describe persons who are above the maximum height to be considered a midget. Derogatory term used to describe those who are vertically challenged

Is Ash a midget?
No she’s too tall for that. She’s an illegal midget.

by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

Sailor midget

A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.

Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.

by psully April 22, 2019

midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

midgelet

The now PC term for Dwarf. A metro friendly definition for little people.. Please do not pick up a little person as they do not like it.

Mini Me of the famed Austin Powers Movies is in fact a midgelet.

Cmere ya little Midgelet fucker

by Wee Ph1l November 28, 2006

Midget Hunting Season

By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:

Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places

The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.

My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::

by Koala Beer November 6, 2004