Micah is a real piece of shit
by Angry_Peanut_52 May 3, 2020
Get the Micahmug. An absolute asshole. He may seem nice for a long time but if you mess up once he will try to ruin everything you've worked for. He is very sheltered and his parents are most likely religious. He tends to say the right things until he's gotten everything he wanted, then he doesn't care who he hurts. If you meet a Micah run in the opposite direction! He's more than likely bad news. (and he probably has a small dick)
by _w_e_l_p August 7, 2018
Get the Micahmug. Fuck Micah he’s a terrible person! Why did he kill jacks dog I’m gonna stab him and watch him bleed!
by fuckmicahbell October 23, 2019
Get the Micahmug. Micah has the most handsome, brown hair, which he is obsessed with pushing up. He is extremely confident: he will always be correct in his eyes (and everybody else's). He is extremely athletic and pretty good at it too, his sport is football, but he has a habit of being too lazy to get to the top. He can do ANYTHING if he puts his mind to it. But, he thinks he is too cool for school, he has gone through quite a few girlfriends. He also gets in trouble a lot. He is always surrounded by a wide group of friends and loves to be center of attention. He is the definition of cool. We all love him.
by Orange tomatoes at the hut November 10, 2018
Get the Micahmug. noun
A medical condition in which the testicles are of an unusual size. Balls of a size and proportion outside of the social norm. Non-Standard Nuts, giving the appearance of abnormally enlarged and/or swollen scrotum.
A medical condition in which the testicles are of an unusual size. Balls of a size and proportion outside of the social norm. Non-Standard Nuts, giving the appearance of abnormally enlarged and/or swollen scrotum.
The vasectomy nurse pulled back the sheet an exclaimed to the doctor "my god check out the Micahs on this one"; to the patient she said "are they always this enlarged and swollen"?
by thegregster March 25, 2010
Get the Micahsmug. The most beautiful woman you could ever dream of. Micah has the most beautiful pair of eyes. They're like vast oceans. Micah has a perfect personality and body. She is very sweet and we're getting married. Micah is the girl everyone should strive to be. She is very kinky.
by Capn JoJo July 7, 2012
Get the Micahmug. Micah is a person with an open heart and a loving soul. She has a smile that will draw your breath away, and eyes that will pierce into your soul. She is the most generous person you will ever meet, always giving and sharing and helping with whatever she can. If you ever need someone to count on, Micah will always be there to have your back the entire way. If you ever get lucky enough to date a Micah, you sure are in for a treat! Her sense of humor will have you on the floor most of the time you spend with her. Her beauty unmatched by any other, she will leave you stunned time and time again. Being with her alone will motivate you to become the best version of yourself. Her humility, courage, boldness, kindness, and wisdom will inspire you. You will constantly question how you could ever find someone so perfect.
"Is that Micah? I bet she helped 10 different people already."
"I don't understand how someone can be so beautiful inside and out like Micah."
"I don't understand how someone can be so beautiful inside and out like Micah."
by MrPauny May 15, 2022
Get the Micahmug.