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Mitz

1. Famous computer spy
2. Irregular user of the internet
3. Master Social Engineer
4. Quick, fast
Who is the mitz in here?
by toca2 September 1, 2005
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butt mitzvah

it occurs on a jewish boy's mar bitzvah.
he and his friends, after the bar mitzvah (and the wine...) realize all their gay feelings for eachother and have a huge, gay, drunken, jew, underage orgy.
Larry, why are you walking all funny? come over here and give grandma goldstein and rabbi a hug!

MOOOOOOOM! My ass is sore, after my bar mitzvah, me, chaim, shlomo, and uncle ernie had a butt mitzvah!
by Hryttereanna November 17, 2006
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Sock Mitzvah

During a BarMitzvah or BatMitzvah, when the majority of adolescent girls attending that are wearing pantyhose, stockings, tights, or are barefoot take off their shoes and put on socks for the remainder of the event. This can come to quite a disappointment to men twenty years old or older who find it attractive and arousing to view the feet of adolescent girls. Out of disappointment and sometimes anger, a man of this nature may describe this event as a "Sock Mitzvah" when conversating to others.
"I was so happy to be invited to my friend's little cousin's BatMitzvah so I could see all the girls prancing around in their stockings and barefeet without shoes on. But his aunt is a real bitch and told all the girls to bring socks. So during the reception, the event became a Sock Mitzvah and I left early because I was really pissed off!"
by The Jax January 17, 2007
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Mitz

A Mitz’ speed may be sometimes underestimated especially at dodging hoes.
Is usually seen in black.
Can eat anything as long as it’s edible and has amazing power especially in bed.
A Mitz can also have a very large penis depending on the Mitz’ height.
Girl 1: “Wow, that Mitz is really tall!”
Girl 2: “Well you know what they say ;D”
by Masteroftruegreatness September 25, 2019
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breast mitzvah

a solemn ceremony held in the synagogue, usually on Saturday morning, to officially state that a girl's chest has reached sufficient size to graduate from the term "tatertots" to the noun "breasts"
shit, i could live at the breast mitzvah
by Deano Bambino October 6, 2006
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mitzil

1. a derivative of the term MICHELLE which means flirtatious and having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.

2. a knack of doing nothing but can still look fabulous.
His new girlfriend is such a mitzil!
by jicc2035 March 8, 2009
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mitzil

Iris is a mitzil.
by MML1016 March 8, 2009
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