Mathews

Coolest last name on the face of the earth. Especially if your first name is James.

Mathews, man that's a cool last name! Perhaps the coolest ever!

by hibikus311 April 19, 2009

Mathews, VA

The most boring place in the world. Often called "Outter Mongolia". "From Heres" hate changing stuff, like tearing down a old abandoned house. BEWARE if you come here you could catch redneck-didly-itis. It's very hard to get rid of.

Mathews, VA is a place with a lot of hill-billies and rednecks, yet one of the prettiest places on the Chesapeake Bay.

by Simone Korigann July 17, 2006

Methevangelist

A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.

"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches us mastubate."

by Patrick W. Crabtree November 6, 2006

mathews dream

getting a boner when another dude falls asleep on you

"dude he totaly had a mathews dream in the van"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Mether

Some one who uses meth, more of a name for someone who does it offten.

hey look at that mether over there, taking apart that xbox.

by Goofy7271 February 10, 2010

methererem

The origin of the word is unknown and potentially unimportant. Extensive yet controversial studies have traced it back to ancient Rome; however, being controversial, these studies probably involve the mistreatment of warm and fuzzy animals and cannot be taken seriously. Therefore, the only matter of importance here is the definition. Methererem, pronounced "meth-er-ER-em," is the emberyouwe of the existence of small, ferret-like creatures in the sewage drains of a surburban town in Nebraska.

Another definition: the purpose of life.

A) "I think there's a methererem under my bed!"

B) "I wish I had methererem to write this paper..."

by Laiming Pa November 4, 2009

Methawaka

A small city in northern Indiana, also known as Mishawaka. This city gained its name due to everybody in the neighboring city South Bend moving over to Mishawaka out from the rocks that they lived under. Since then even though the city has spent a lot of money on new parks it does not help the fact that a lot of the meth addicts are on corners whoring them selves off for not cocaine not meth or even money but nine times out of 10 if you find a whore on the corner all you have to do is pay them and chicken nuggets and they will do anything you want. That is not a joke if you buy someone a 20 pack of McDonald's chicken nuggets a crackhead will have your child to and if you give them just five they will give you the best gummed blow job you'll ever have. If you do not want to deal with scumbags crack whores and meth addict's avoid this place like the plague.

Person number one: what is that city over there is that Elkhart?

Person number two: no man that is methawaka don't go there, their woman's gums got the herpagonacyphilaids

by Thosedangvixenkids August 3, 2017