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methane disciple

one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!
john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!

john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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Methane Suana

Spending more than 2 minutes in a inclosed room, with someone who has severe and pestilent flatulence.
I don't know what Javo ate? But working with him in the office felt like I was in a Methane Suana. Please refer to "2mm Cannon"
by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003
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Methangel

A cool guy that knows his shiznit about shiznit.
I didn't know what to do, so I gave my Methangel a call.
by Betty February 19, 2003
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Muddy Methane

Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.
Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.
by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010
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Mechanized Infantry

Term for an infection of crabs (Pthirus pubis)often used by military personel.
Don't go with her unless you want the mechanized infantry charging through your skiddies (underware).
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Methaniel

The male version of Methanie. Usually a male who partakes in the use of methamphetamine. Easily recognizable by the sores/scabs on his body, nervous actions, lack of general hygiene and missing, if any, teeth.
Well, I just saw Methaniel over by the drug house, he was trying to roll the bowl again.
by Poppaw January 3, 2024
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Methanfeedem

Noun:

1.The act of shouting your friends a round of methamphetamine and then supplying them with a large meal. Used to show you are a good friend or when having lost a bet where a methanfeedem was the agreed punishment for the losing party for having lost said bet. A methanfeedem can also typically be used to repay back previously owed debts.

2. A party where methamphetamine users can openly attend to make new friends, new dealers and to of course, get high then eat a large meal. Methamphetamine is provided by all attendees of the party unless previously stated otherwise, while the host is responsible for the food.
A methanfeedem where an attendee does not have to contribute drugs is often run by dealers looking for new buyers. Such methanfeedems are regarded bad and should be avoided.
Meth dude 1: Bro, you going to Dave's methanfeedem tonight?
Meth dude 2:Yea bro, this is gonna be mean as.
Meth dude 1:Yea, just make sure to bring your own this time.
Meth dude 2:Of course man, but I just hope the feed isn't kfc this time, I'm on a diet.
by That gumbyninja guy May 12, 2011
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