MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT

A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.

Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.

"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."

"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."

"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."

by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007

massive breast

breast so massive that the holder of the breast falls down

boy 1 : i feel sorry for her.
boy 2 : why?
boy 1 : because she has a massive breast .
boy 2 : who cares i just wanna squeeze them and sleep on them

by mfmjrd November 20, 2007

Massive

One of the worst insults one can possibly called another. However, conversely can be used in a endearing way amounts only the closest of friends and communities

That guy is such a massive, he's not worth it

by Darkfireice September 9, 2019

massive homo cunt

When you got a group of dumbass pissing you off.

Chev Chelios: while Chico pisses on him Massive homo cunt!

From Crank 2 Movie.

by Manimecker August 10, 2010

a fucking massive donkey dick

something u will never have

your mum has a 'a fucking massive donkey dick'

by ShUsH69420 June 7, 2021

massive

People, group, collective. Jamaican origin.

All de massive dem love reggae music.

by bamari July 10, 2003

Massive Supple

This is a special unit comprised of only the softest skin. The Massive Supple in most forms ranges from 1 - 1.5 inches long. It remains constantly erect but always soft. If utilized properly any person who comes into visual contact with it will be in a trance until such time as it is removed from their vision.

I have a Massive Supple Baby Dick, wanna see?

by MikeSERSPECV January 17, 2007