gavin morton

A cringy weeb that no one likes. (Probable school shooter)

Person 1: Who's the new kid? Person 2: I don't know, but he looks like a gavin morton.

by swaggy jake pauler December 15, 2017

Melton Mowbray.

A small market town near Leicester. Known as the rural capital of food and nothing else.

There is only one time when "Melton Mowbray." is busy and that's when it's market day.

by crazycatlady17 December 15, 2011

Upper Merion Township

A township that is frequently overlooked and almost unheard of due to its immediate proximity from the sprawling, tourist-attracting King of Prussia Mall. Located north of the filthy rich Lower Merion Township, Upper Merion could perhaps be the best place to live in all of the Delaware Valley since it is relatively affordable, in a good school district and ridiculously close to the largest mall in the country.

The residents of Upper Merion Township are literally surrounded by the most exclusive retail outlets in Pennsylvania and are thus extremely tempted to spend their money without hesitation.

by aquarius32 June 24, 2010

Mentone

The little crackhole city past Redlands. Full of cool people who like to drink and smoke pot. If you are from Mentone, than you are definitely proud to say it.

When asked where you live at, you would reply: :"Mentone Beach Baby!"

by Dang! January 16, 2009

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)

i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.

by Throbin Hood June 13, 2016

meronca

A person who cares about anybody more than herself. she truly believes in love. A really purely person. She will always have you smiling and keep you laughing. Shes just so silly. Shes truly an original. She not a quitter.

She will never give up, she has a Meronca character.

by Maludi October 19, 2017