dread merchant

A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.

Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!

by JRob November 7, 2005

meme merchant

A person who travels far and wide, distributing memes wherever they go.

"See that guy over there? He's a meme merchant":

by Ashe, the Nightingale July 11, 2017

band merch

Merchandise. It's the stuff you can buy. Usually t-shirts and stuff. A "merch booth" at a concert is where you go and buy CDs and t-shirts and stuff like that.

Man. I just got the latest BMTH band merch at the booth. You should go check em out!

by AndreaLAN October 6, 2013

merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

by ryan March 24, 2004

wind-up merchant

a teaser, especially of gullible people

He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Cloud Merchant

When a kiteboarder sends his kite back in time to perform a super radical "wakestyle" maneuver.

Did you see that f#cking cloud merchant, Andy D Bag Mcgee yesterday sending his kite so far back in time that it pretty much wasn't even stitched in the factory yet whilst performing his low mobes for the cover shoot of the new KBM magazine.

by Hadlow January 4, 2010

Steven Merchant

British comedy writer who co-wrote sitcoms such as The Office and Extras with Ricky Gervais. A great idol to many young and aspiring comedy writers. Has also won many awards and is recognised in the US.

Also known as the Oggmonster..

by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005