Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
by hardyanimal August 31, 2022
Get the Peddling your menstrual cyclemug. Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 6, 2010
Get the Chunky piece of menstrual fluidmug. Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”
by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024
Get the fuck the menstrual cyclemug. Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019
Get the Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapymug. A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.
This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.
This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.
A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'
by Mistertaz August 23, 2016
Get the menstrual steakmug. by Bignz December 10, 2021
Get the Menstrual clam chowdermug. dirt floored hut where women go during the periods. This saves money on feminine products and is a natural way to live.
by caspergdk February 5, 2022
Get the Menstrual Litterboxmug.