Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
by hardyanimal August 31, 2022
Get the Peddling your menstrual cycle mug.Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 6, 2010
Get the Chunky piece of menstrual fluid mug.counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).
girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
by BillieGoat June 12, 2013
Get the menstrual math mug.The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?
Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"
Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"
Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015
Get the Menstrual Tide mug.A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. If a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a "Menstrual Missile".
Amy: Why did you call me over here?
Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.
Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.
by Erzie Werzie December 14, 2016
Get the Menstrual Missile mug.by BeardedGingaNinja December 8, 2018
Get the Menstrual Sickle mug.Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019
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