Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
by hardyanimal September 1, 2022
Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 6, 2010
A form of priviledge you’re entitled to when you’re on your period. It means people have to be nicer to you, let you use the bathroom whenever you want, let you eat whenever you want and basically have to do everything you say so you won’t get irritated.
by Amensister October 7, 2021
A mental and or physical act in which a person posessing female reproductive organs coerce or physically or mentally force others against their will. Menstrual assault is a form of menstrual violence which includes bullying, hitting, berating or excessive irrational criticism. Unlike sexual assault, menstrual assault goes unreported and continues to occur in public, private and cyber locations. Assailants of menstrual assault are as much aware of their actions as sexual assault assailants.
Johnny is in highschool with low self esteem and is struggling with his sexuality. We think its because he is a late bloomer and suffered menstrual assault in junior high where all the girls kept calling him gay.
"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "
"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "
by 21st Century Dictionary December 9, 2017
A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. If a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a "Menstrual Missile".
Amy: Why did you call me over here?
Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.
Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.
by Erzie Werzie December 15, 2016
The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?
Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"
Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"
Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
by NicRattlehead August 12, 2015
Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023