Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
by hardyanimal August 31, 2022
Get the Peddling your menstrual cycle mug.Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 6, 2010
Get the Chunky piece of menstrual fluid mug.by Bignz December 10, 2021
Get the Menstrual clam chowder mug.dirt floored hut where women go during the periods. This saves money on feminine products and is a natural way to live.
by caspergdk February 5, 2022
Get the Menstrual Litterbox mug.counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).
girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
by BillieGoat June 12, 2013
Get the menstrual math mug.I took off my knickers and menstrual sugar went everywhere!
Im anemic,I should add some menstrual sugar to my tea
The hormone high i got from that menstrual sugar was amazing
He just loves menstrual sugar on his weetabix
My knickers are crispy from all the menstrual sugar
Im anemic,I should add some menstrual sugar to my tea
The hormone high i got from that menstrual sugar was amazing
He just loves menstrual sugar on his weetabix
My knickers are crispy from all the menstrual sugar
by anonymous August 28, 2025
Get the Menstrual Sugar mug.A mental and or physical act in which a person posessing female reproductive organs coerce or physically or mentally force others against their will. Menstrual assault is a form of menstrual violence which includes bullying, hitting, berating or excessive irrational criticism. Unlike sexual assault, menstrual assault goes unreported and continues to occur in public, private and cyber locations. Assailants of menstrual assault are as much aware of their actions as sexual assault assailants.
Johnny is in highschool with low self esteem and is struggling with his sexuality. We think its because he is a late bloomer and suffered menstrual assault in junior high where all the girls kept calling him gay.
"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "
"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "
by 21st Century Dictionary December 8, 2017
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