Peddling your menstrual cycle

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.

Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

by hardyanimal August 31, 2022

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Chunky piece of menstrual fluid

A person who is a low down, dirty rotten bastard.

Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?

Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.

by riGHTonB December 6, 2010

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wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.

Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

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Menstrual priviledge

A form of priviledge you’re entitled to when you’re on your period. It means people have to be nicer to you, let you use the bathroom whenever you want, let you eat whenever you want and basically have to do everything you say so you won’t get irritated.

Sara’s on her period, we have to be nice to her because now she has menstrual priviledge.

by Amensister October 7, 2021

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