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Peddling your menstrual cycle

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.
Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
by hardyanimal August 31, 2022
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Chunky piece of menstrual fluid

A person who is a low down, dirty rotten bastard.
Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?

Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 6, 2010
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Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy

Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.
The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.
by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019
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Menstrual clam chowder

Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate
Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home
by Bignz December 10, 2021
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Menstrual Sugar

When menstrual blood and vaginal discharge mix and dry,and takes powder form in your underwear
I took off my knickers and menstrual sugar went everywhere!

Im anemic,I should add some menstrual sugar to my tea

The hormone high i got from that menstrual sugar was amazing

He just loves menstrual sugar on his weetabix

My knickers are crispy from all the menstrual sugar
by anonymous August 28, 2025
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Menstrual Assault

A mental and or physical act in which a person posessing female reproductive organs coerce or physically or mentally force others against their will. Menstrual assault is a form of menstrual violence which includes bullying, hitting, berating or excessive irrational criticism. Unlike sexual assault, menstrual assault goes unreported and continues to occur in public, private and cyber locations. Assailants of menstrual assault are as much aware of their actions as sexual assault assailants.
Johnny is in highschool with low self esteem and is struggling with his sexuality. We think its because he is a late bloomer and suffered menstrual assault in junior high where all the girls kept calling him gay.

"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "
by 21st Century Dictionary December 8, 2017
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Menstrual Litterbox

dirt floored hut where women go during the periods. This saves money on feminine products and is a natural way to live.
"I need to go spray down the menstrual litterbox before the wife goes on her period again!"
by caspergdk February 5, 2022
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