manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.

1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.

by couscous1280 November 11, 2009

Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.

He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.

by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007

Menstruating whale snatch

A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts.

All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!

That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK

by Dr Merkin May 14, 2010

Manstruation

When a man is having his “period.”

Glendolf is so emotional today. He must be manstruating. Manstruation is not his friend.

by Hootoohatty June 22, 2018

MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD

brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring

by tisgigm March 30, 2011

menstruating clown

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.

That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008