Mendota

Little small town, little under 8,000 people. Ran by cousin luvin’ rednecks with a dash of annoying Mexicans and a sprinkle of 2-3 whitewashed African Americans. Welcoming peice of shit town but you readin this you jus won’t quite fit in darn it!

Mendotas whitest is the next best thing since slice bread.

by Cornlovinmothertrucker5 October 13, 2018

Pulling A Sarah Mendoza

‎"like"-ing every comment/wallpost/anything worthy of liking in your path.

Hayley Pascual: STOP PULLING A SARAH MENDOZA, STOOPS.

by Hayleys Friend(: October 27, 2011

Mendonk

A slang term for any douchebag.
Sometimes referred to as Mendonkey, or Mendouchebag.

Related: Mendoncsville

Can also be used as an alternate term for homosexuality.

Boy 1: Omg what a mendonk.
Goat: Stop talking about me like that.

by RGS Guildford January 14, 2008

Mendoza Line

The point at which a female's stomach protrudes further than her breasts.

"Did you see that chick? She was totally violating the Mendoza Line."

by Besus May 15, 2010

Brian Mendoza

Awesome,Bigger penis than nick,awesomer than superman and batman combined.He is the best in bed and is always satysfieing.

"Dude i wish My Name Was Brian mendoza"says sergio

by originaname April 13, 2010

ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017

Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007