meatsicle

fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.

Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.

by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

meatshield

1. An individual possessing high stamina and strength, often sought by weaker individuals to "Tank" or absorb large amounts of incoming damage and aggression.

Group seeking Meatshield, have priest. Please send tells.

by Kens April 13, 2006

medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.

Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!

by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

meatshot

a very close scattergun shot 8)

Wow! look at that guy right there, let me get my shotgun and meatshot him.

by carnagejohnson October 21, 2008

meese

The real plural of moose. Many people, including the dictionary and English teachers, will attempt to tell you that "meese" is not correct. However, please consider the following:
One goose = goose
One moose = moose
Two+ goose = geese
Two+ moose = meese?
Yes, meese is grammatically correct. Don't let them fool you.

Look at that wild flock of meese!

by delovely May 27, 2005

Meerschaert

Pronounced: "Meer" as in mermaid. "Sch" as in shh! Be quiet! "Heart" as in you have a good heart.

1. n. A bad-ass

2. n, A family that live all over the country, but are mainly located in the mid-west.

3. n. A smart-ass.

4. n. My-ears-hurt.

I'm going to head out to the family reunion; I expect the normal Meerschaert chicanery.

I wouldn't go over there, after a few beers they are a regular group of Meerschaerts.

Carol, my ears hurt!

by monkeymusicunobeer October 23, 2009