Meef

A queef that comes out of a guys pee hole (where his per comes out) also known as his blow hole,can be caused by sexual activity or before he takes a pee

1. Eww Bryan did you just Meef

by Heypeterr December 2, 2023

meef

Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.

"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"

by DracoRegina March 18, 2025

Meef

Meef - When a man is positioned such that when he farts, it comes forward up between the legs. This typically happens when a man is pressing their legs together and entering pressure. A play the female observed “Queef”

I just meefed. A Meef is a man queef.

by Rivetbear August 6, 2025

Meef

When a man farts and the fart travels past his taint to his balls, a man queef

Tom was sitting in class when he meefed, he blushed.

by Psychedelic_samuel August 29, 2019

Meef

A woman that is worse than a bop like ishowspeeds girlfriend

Gyat gyat gyat Rizz all the nizzards say in unison she’s a meef

by Soren and d June 18, 2024

Meef

A very obnoxious and irritating

being, especially someone who’s short.

Freddy: Go Away!
Roby: *starts screaming*

Freddy: You docking meef!

by Knob-Tosser January 17, 2019

Meef

When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.

Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.

by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020