Meaty Gift

When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.

I woke up this morning, and found a nice meaty gift staring me in the face.

by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009

Meaty Cock

A cock thats about as thick and juicy as the Hulk's fully flexed forearm

John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"

Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."

by MC plumbing CEO February 17, 2013

Big meaty cock

A delicious chicken cooked thoroughly and left tender and juicy

I had some big meaty cock last night! It was great! What? No I'm not a homosexual!

by Jeranamo January 1, 2016

Meavage

male cleavage, usually presented via low cut tops from most of the gay community.

look at that guy mincing over there... I wish I had meavage like his

by Thommo the legend August 30, 2010

Meany

The true meaning of a mathematical equation.
A hard but tried and true way of life.

Hey Meany - Holy shift! Check out the asymptote on that mother function!
Thomas isn't a meany - CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!

by MentholCream March 28, 2019

Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

by Lammychops May 6, 2021

Meaver

Opposite of "Beaver" slang for a woman's vagina. A Meaver is a Gay Mans Anus or "Meaver"
when referring to a woman"s vagina or "Beaver"
is the same as a Gay Man's Anus or "Meaver"

My Meaver is a little sore from my wild weekend.

by PLANETMANDO April 15, 2009