mastynap

when you masturbate and pass out, can be done during anytime of the day.

Sally: I'm really hangover
Bill: you know sleeping is the best way to get rid of a hangover
Sally: what's better is taking a mastynap!

by mizshit February 5, 2014

measly bee

A hybrid between an early bird and a night owl.

Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? I am a measly bee-which is a bit of both.

by ajhtm2012 May 29, 2014

Meaty Stash

A man's junk, sometimes referred to as my pound of bacon.

Ella: "You know I'm expecting some of your bacon when I come over tomorrow!"
Mojo: "I gots a pound waitin for ya"
Ella: "What can I say, I want lots of your meaty stash"

by Polar Eclipse May 8, 2015

meaty flush

when you go to flush, but that shit too meaty to go down

We got a meaty flush problem in the bathroom!

by VIRAL420 July 2, 2016

Meaty Slap

The phrase used to describe a really loud satisfying slap when a slap connects well.

Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.

by Sanchezinator July 25, 2016

Meaty lips

Meaty lips are mostly the lips that are thick and bigger and nice.they are well kissable

I cannot wait to hold your meaty lips in my mouth for a long time,play with my teeth

by ELMAR HOPS January 30, 2019

Meaty Mexican burrito

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.

Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021