by DaltonAndJohnsWords July 25, 2017
A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.
I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.
Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.
Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.
by Join The Club May 14, 2010
by GTOman December 14, 2011
An expression used to describe one's level of horniness at any given time. Used as a code word so nobody else knows you're talking about sex.
by bearista August 20, 2011
by I wish I had a happy meter! July 11, 2006
A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.
"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"
by K Jacobs May 02, 2007
The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.
"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."
by vivsnake September 01, 2021