Don't @ Me (Don't At Me)

Expression: Similar to "No offence" or "Not for Nothing", "Don't @ me" literally means don't mention my name in a tweet, comment, etc., but is usually used in pretext of something predicted by the presenter to be offensive to a social audience of a specific type.

Origins: In our internet culture of 2017, saying things that don't align with popular opinion traditionally result in a lot of comments directed back to the original poster, usually accomplished by the commenter typing @<name> of original poster.
Youtuber: "Don't @ me, but green people really do look...green" - Probably offensive to people who'd rather be called "Jade".

Twitter:

EastWestStudent_15: "Don't at me, but the only thing worse than West East's QB is East West's QB" -Probably offensive to anyone who attends this guys school w/ a lot of school pride or knows the QB. This sort of thing...

Direct Message (DM):

User1: <Insert offensive pickup line / joke / whatever here>

User2: Don't @ Me

(In this case, User 2 is literally telling User1 not to message them. This term can be used this way on a more personal level)

Twitter Mention:

User1: " @user2 I heard you were talking shit at the mall. I'm going to beat that ass."

User2: "@user1 I wasn't talking any shit! Ask @user3, she was there the whole time!"
User 3: "@user2 uh uh don't @ me bitch. I wasn't at the mall."
(In this case, user 3 has request that user 2 not mention her name or bring her into the fight, because she isn't willing to help)

Don't @ Me (Don't At Me) - Written because UD Validation needs updating, and I can't post this without what i'm sure is a regex of the word being in defined.
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kiss me, then byte me

phrase designed to arouse a response from your adorably-geeky lothario/lolita who might just have a fetish for biting.
Girl, interrupting her boyfriend's attempts to download the latest Linux distro, "Oh boyfriend." She brandishes her neck with a devilish glint in her eye, "I'd like you to kiss me, then byte me".
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Me when the me when

Joe: Snake

Mama: Me when the me when
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love me or leave me

- "oh my god love me or leave me by day6 is such an amazing song"
+ "yes it is, it's their best one"
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you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started
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Take me don't wake me

When consenting adult partners agree in advance to allow and prefer their partner to have sex with them while sleeping.
Listen babe, I'm tired and going to bed. If you get in the mood, take me don't wake me.
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Play me or Trade me speech

The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."
"How are things going with the new girl??"

"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."

"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."
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