McConnelling

When you’re on a video conference call or in-person meeting and you intentionally freeze up in order to avoid the question.

Did you see Greg completely freeze up when the boss asked if he’d filed his expense reports?

Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.

by rbrif August 30, 2023

McConnell

Coined by members of the Indiana Pacers' television broadcast crew, this term refers to when, in basketball, an inbound pass is stolen by a member of the team that just scored a basket. This is a trademark move of NBA player T.J. McConnell.

After his teammate made a layup, Tyrese got his team the ball back when he got a McConnell.

by arnfromanderson March 20, 2024

McConnell

n. A person who demonstrates the absolute worst of humanity; a hypocrite: one who is soulless: a person full of greed; a person who cares only for themselves. May also be used in verb or adjective form.

Dude, don’t be a McConnell.
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!

by Fergerspergerberg September 19, 2020

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

McConnell

A boy with a chubby face and one jacket that he’s been wearing for the past 3 years. He has plenty of chins to spare.

“I don’t mean to be rude, McConnell, but why do you live in a pink house?”

“This is a joke who are these people”

by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023

A Harry McConnell

When you make plans and then bail last moment

Yes Michael, I will be your best man. Thank you mate. I hope you don’t do a Harry McConnell on me!

by SdjrHarry February 4, 2022

McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.

I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.

by anonymous October 2, 2023