Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their
special burgers of death.
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.
RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN
SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me
fat."
No.....
You silly
shit, you ate that shite. They
never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)