McDonalds 

A place where a man cries.

They video tape it and then sell it to the black market.

McDonalds by Who Cares August 6, 2003

McDonalds 

A symbol of US dominance and filth. Demonstrative of the idea that an advanced society can exist and thrive without producing goods and services that relate to or possess quality.

McDonalds by radio August 7, 2003

McDonalds 

Where the fatty arbuckles eat to get plumper from the ecoli infested beef.

I ate from fast food resturants, and I got diaherria for the whole winter-spring season.

McDonalds by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

McDonalds 

Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their special burgers of death.
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.

RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me fat."

No.....

You silly shit, you ate that shite. They never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)

McDonalds by Toadstoolturd July 15, 2006

McDonalds 

A place where that clown whore, purple blob shit, cereal mastermind criminal and other dwellfuckers make fatty food.

Kid: Do you have any drinks?
Worker: Yeah, do you want beer, rum, or wine?
Kid: I'm a kid
Worker: Ya, Rum to go.
Worker 2: sure thing.
kid: WHat?
Worker: that'll be 24.99.

McDonalds by Ball Licker July 26, 2003

McDonalds 

1. A place where cheap MFers go when they can't afford Taco Bell.

2. A place where everyone goes eventually.

3. A place were veggieburgers have meat and meat gots soy.

4. Home of the Shamrock shake.

'Sorry baby, I can't afford no Taco Bell dinner. Hows about McDonalds?'

McDonalds by Sharky Bootes December 23, 2003

mcdonalds 

McDonalds: That place that helps keep down the pigeons.

A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs

mcdonalds by Choo-Choo McGrew July 13, 2006