kevin mcconnell

Being a soulless ginger. Often getting angry for no reason. Typically not that smart.

Omg, quit being a Kevin McConnell.

by The General Manager June 26, 2016

McConnelling

When you’re on a video conference call or in-person meeting and you intentionally freeze up in order to avoid the question.

Did you see Greg completely freeze up when the boss asked if he’d filed his expense reports?

Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.

by rbrif August 30, 2023

A Harry McConnell

When you make plans and then bail last moment

Yes Michael, I will be your best man. Thank you mate. I hope you don’t do a Harry McConnell on me!

by SdjrHarry February 4, 2022

To mcconnell

to mcconnell means to lie, obstruct, and destroy.

The woman wanted to mcconnell in court, but decided not to perjure herself.
The kids mcconnelled the new flowers in the backyard.
I mcconnelled to my sister when she asked me if I liked what she made.

by AngryGirl2 October 16, 2020

McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.

Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!

by Mittens92 April 17, 2023

McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.

I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.

by anonymous October 2, 2023

McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.

Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.

by dgRonbo April 12, 2021