mayonaise mama

another slang term for white girls.

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

mayonnaise burrito

Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!

-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"

-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."

-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"

-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."

by JHammy June 19, 2011

Mayonnaise

Tf you looking up mayonnaise for? Have you really never heard of mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is not a fruit

by POOR AUTISMO January 24, 2019

Mayonnaise Game

The Mayonnaise Game is any time in which a man ejaculates on a face; for example, the money shot of porn is considered two people playing the mayonnaise game. Usually, the person receiving mayonnaise wishes they weren't playing.

"Hey Becky, do you want to play the mayonnaise game tonight?"
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."

by Mayonnaise King February 6, 2010

maysonnova

THE BEST FUCKING MUTUAL EVER THEY ARE LITERALLY PERFECT IF YOU AREN'T MUTUALS WITH THEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE NOT TO MENTION HOW HOT THEY ARE😩💞

I'm so glad I'm mutuals with maysonnova

by Lovebugg666 March 16, 2021

Warm Mayonnaise

When you pull a guy's unwashed cock out and it smells like a jar of expired warm mayonnaise.

Slut: I tried sucking this guy's cock last night, but it smelled like warm mayonnaise and I blew chunks all over his dick, he grabbed my face and skull fucked me anyway.

by B(.)(.)mTown May 27, 2016

mayonaise monkey

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

by cze August 9, 2005