matt hitt

so swag, he’s really hot, his name is matt hitt also known as nico’s bf, if you ever meet matt hitt tell him nico said hi.

me: matt hitt is so hot
nico: i prefer guitarists over lead singers ❤️❤️

by remuslupinslover July 6, 2021

matt hitt

my husband *REAL*

"matt hitt is my husband" I said.
(1000% true)

by sofiabryantfanpage July 11, 2021

matt haney

A political Bro who tries to milk the woke voters by taking and posting selfies of himself all the time. A total selfie, self promoting hoe

You see that politician pull a Matt Haney by showing up to the BLM rally and take/post 10 selfies of himself and leave after 5 minutes so he could go chug IPA’s with his bros while watching a golf tournament.

by TotalRecallSF November 26, 2021

matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009

Matt Hazard

An extremely cool person, specifically reserved for Matthew Nissen

Damn here comes Matt Nissen

No bro hes MATT HAZARD

by MATT HAZARD September 15, 2010

matt hurley

a fucking sexy beast

omg he's so sexy i wish he was matt hurley

by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017

Matt Hutchison

A redneck farmer in lincoln university pa

You are a Matt Hutchison

by Matt Hutchison May 29, 2018