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marcus & martinus

by Spis en potet December 11, 2016
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marcus & martinus

(n.) the most precious angels who deserves all the love in the world and who i'll always love and support for the rest of my life.
marcus & martinus will be my heros for the rest of my life.
by lssmm May 1, 2017
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marcus & martinus

the definition of 'perfect'
''oh you're just marcus & martinus''
by Awwwwsome August 9, 2017
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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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Phillipis Martinus

1.Quiet Poes
2. Shy
3. Akward
"That guy so akward he definitely a *Phillipis Martinus*."
by Mrstealyourgirl1996 November 6, 2020
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Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.
X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
by HungBoi May 18, 2021
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marcus og martinus

Two hot guys who live in Norway (trofors) and everyone go listen to their songs my favorite song is bae<3 and Marcus is in a relationship with Tea and Martinus is in a relationship with Sofie. So don't try to take them away from us
Hei er du Marcus og Martinus ?
by Tea kristoffersen January 31, 2017
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