Matteus

The best boy friend EVER. Super hot and sexy and every way, will treat you perfectly and will love you with his whole heart. So hot he makes you want to cum your pants every time you see him.

“Oh look it’s my wonderful boyfriend Matteus!”

by ky cream March 19, 2023

malteaser

a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"

eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser

by maryanne bob May 18, 2007

Mattes

A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style

I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me

by Frank 21222 April 16, 2009

Matteson

Home of the coolest trailer park and worst school districts ever. popular place for project relocation.

Did you see the new Matteson liquors they relocated to the mattress warehouse store.

by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

Mattea

The Synonym of Life.

Shit, I have that essay due tomorrow FMM. (Fuck my Mattea).

by Nachofantastico1234 December 6, 2010

Matteau

A transgender male prostitute with major daddy abandonment issues with

"I feel so bad for that matteau i mean they work so hard for so little"

by Tee-Jay S. Yates January 2, 2018

Matteis

Matteis is 6’4” and has an outstandingly large dick.

Matteis is so sexy, look at how big his cock is😃

by libbysnoot September 2, 2020