Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!
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Also his videos are something to watch late at night bc ur too lazy to actually go sleep
but he sometimes wakes your half asleep brain by yelling the legendary SKULL EMOJI
Also his videos are something to watch late at night bc ur too lazy to actually go sleep
but he sometimes wakes your half asleep brain by yelling the legendary SKULL EMOJI
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When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.
Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
by MSDWfreaks April 14, 2013
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Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent
Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent
"If i should die of smallpox stick my remains in my snuffbox"
"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"
"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"
"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"
"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"
by charlotte wilkinson December 3, 2007
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by DisDaSing December 25, 2011
Get the A Matt mug.A commodore from Star Trek that went mad and lost his mind after he encountered a giant alien robot planet killer thing that ended up crippling his ship and killing his entire crew.
Finals week always makes me turn into Matt Decker.
The test Matt Deckered me.
That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.
You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?
The test Matt Deckered me.
That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.
You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?
by CaptKirk April 29, 2010
Get the Matt Decker mug.The creator of the greatest television shows of all time, The Simpsons and Futurama, and the creator of Life in Hell, a weekly transatlantic comic. Basically, a cartoonist.
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