mature

A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring mother fucker.

Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.

by judochop November 12, 2007

Matress

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?

I slept on The Matress last night.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

mature mom

Basically a synonym for milf. Can also be used in association with cougar.

Jack: That chick in the porno is a mature mom man.
Tim: For real bro, I wish I could tap that milf.

by mac2 September 21, 2009

pre-mature ejaculation

Pre-mature ejaculation is when you fire you're load before you finish you're climax. The BITCH AIN'T SATISFIED

TCHU was banging a hot girl and he started to Pre-mature ejaculation before he whipped his pants off

by P.HONGG September 18, 2008

Matrekis

Matrekis is the demon lord of music from the more obscure side of greek mythology

cant recall where matrekis came from atm

by thundhar March 15, 2010

Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005

Mature Palate

A taste too refined for the common folk. Commonly finds food "rather bland" or "quite dull." The possessor of a mature palate would rather not waste his precious time eating normal food, as his tastes require that he drop upwards of a half-benjamin for such delicacies as frog legs and wild boar. the owner of a mature palate may also enjoy other things such as online shopping at Pottery Barn, coloring, or eating cum.

I believe you are in a state of jealousy of my mature palate.

by SlootersDough May 11, 2010