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jack material

Items looked at to obtain pleasure while jacking off.

Usually a picture, but can be a video.
While surfing MySpace I found many doogie's that posted pictures that made excellent JACK MATERIAL.
by Brownie Johnson September 10, 2008
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Materialscientist

A Wikipedia admin who bans all users taking over the world and making them evil and didn't turn the world to fun.
MATERIALSCIENTIST IS EVIL!!!! WHY HE HONKIN' BECAME AN EVIL AND BANS "FUN" TO WIKIPEDIA!!!
by Seemscott September 26, 2021
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Jerk Material

When you see a girl/woman who u would love to have a crack at or jerk off to.

Can be in real life or on the internet/magazine
Man, I saw this girl at the mall today with a crazy short skirt and legs for days, talk about 'Jerk Material!'
by Sauncunt October 25, 2009
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Material Gworl

Basically a girl who is fabulous and a girl who is a slay.
by kay a. January 17, 2022
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Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.
Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.
by Chomskian December 17, 2008
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Majority Cool

A ruling applied when two or more extremely cool people like something that may be questionable
Did you see Tash's hair? She wasn't sure about the turquoise dye job, but me and Minkah both loved it, so the verdict is majority cool.
by FanofTash February 14, 2013
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māori mask

A sexual position representing the strength of a moari tribes man. The māoris are well known for their appreciation of their female partners, therefore the incorporation of the ultimate female sexual stimulation is what creates this sexual position. The female is sat on the male's shoulders, with a swift movement, the male brings the female's body around towards his face where he inserts two fingers into the vagina with the left hand and holds the lower back with his right hand, whilst simultaneously giving oral sex to his female companion . Creating the image of the Māori Mask.
Warning: do not try this without a soft landing area or craddle equipment .
I gave my girlfriend a good old māori mask -ing last night.

I want to attempt to māori mask as many women as possible in this club tonight, Then I'll be the chief!

I love being my boyfriend's Māori Mask.
by muffdivingpro March 5, 2014
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