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Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022
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Matic

A really really cool guy. With a dick size of the snake, thrown through the back and pinned to the front. Playing with him is always the best.
She saw a snake, probably is Matic.
by LudiBosanac2 January 6, 2022
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Grip-O-Matic

A saying used for girls who are different from the crowd, and also to describe their very tight vagina. Usually described as cringy or a loner, most of the time these females are Goth, Emo, Alt, or sometimes even dress up in slight furry attire such as cat ears and or a tail. While they can be quite weird those who are lucky enough to have sex with them will describe their pussy to be immaculate or "Grippy", which is a way of saying that their vagina is very tight. Men of course love their partners to have a tight vagina as it leads to better sex for both the Male and Female.
"Hey man did you see the new girl? Goth chicks are so weird."

"Nah man Goth chicks are fine as fuck, I bet you that she's got a Grip-O-Matic"
by Beaner_Squad February 6, 2023
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Slat-o-matic

Bro I got that slat-o-matic, I'm finna beat this girl's pussy up
by Thicc.daddy69 March 19, 2021
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Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.
If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
by TodiRow February 21, 2011
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Matic

Intimidating looking dude with anger and alcohol isues. Looks like he could beat you up (probably would if u piss him of or insult/hurt his homies). If u know him well he is big hearted softie(still has a alcoholic problem tho). He is a theater kid, probably gay(jk don't kill me pls)
Stranger: look at this guy he looks intimidating
Matic's friend: nah that's just matic , he wouldn't
by _ilya_ May 21, 2022
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debt-o-matic

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.
"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .
by Contracts God December 18, 2012
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