Macassare

A vicious devouring of a McDonalds meal, usually after copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed!

MJ: Why is there lettuce and mayo all down the stairs and through the bed?

Paige: Monique made a macassare of her mcdonalds this morning when she got home from town!

by MattYlikesvodka November 15, 2009

Matisse

A blonde inbread whore, often described as dumb. Some may also describe her as a stupid straight haired idiot.

Eg-

‘Who is that blonde straight haired girl over there?’
‘Oh, that’s just Matisse, she’s a dumb stupid inbread whore’

by lilsprink April 24, 2022

Matisse

a blue whale the biggest whale in the ocean but also like a baluga whale with her huge brain tuma. CHOP THAT MEAT DENNIS

matisse how are the plankton

by Walahwooboo December 4, 2018

macasshole

King of assholes. The guy who is afraid of his feelings for another and therefore, makes macasshole statements to push his love away. In denial of emotional reality!

Guys says, "I am ready to have you for so long that you are ready for me to go, not wishing I would stay." Girl says, " I will always want you to stay, until the day you are actually staying". Guy says, then... you will want me to leave~gotcha!" What a macasshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by iljbwamh09 October 2, 2009

matausi

a tongan word meaning fukk you.

Benny: you bitch
Bernie: matausi

by bernadette November 17, 2004

Manasscus

When you tear a muscle for no reason and you do not know where it is.

Damn, did you see what happened to Matt Forte. He toar a manasscus?

by BOOM KING October 9, 2012

Manassel

Intermediate hairstyle which will generally evolve into a man bun. The sides of the head are cut or shaved very closely, and the remaining hair on the top of the head is drawn into a very small ponytail. The ponytail is often slicked back towards the nape of the neck with product.

"Trip's manassel is getting pretty long, he should just go all man bun and be done."

by Semyon Rurick June 4, 2018