masting hole

A hole in which masting/mastering occurs, also known as master hole...note that masting in this definition is the act of ejaculating or engaging in some kind of sexual act. A clever but somewhat obvious term to be used in public to deter strangers from eavesdropping on a sexual/private conversation.

frat boy 1: Dude...Kara was such a freak!!

frat boy 2: How freaky brah?

frat boy 1: She asked me to mast in her masting hole.

frat boy 2: Nice :)

by Dr. Plague October 10, 2013

Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid masturbation. You don't get caught but you're still pissed as fuck.

My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a masturage!

by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015

Mastrigate

An over inflated judge in a traffic court

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

mastoking

Werlyb

-Have you seen Mastoking on Twitch?
+No, I've only heard that he's the hottest man on Earth

by 35cm of pleasure July 11, 2020

Maftering

Combination of "morning," "afternoon," and "evening."

Maftering, how is everyone doing?

by privetmoushka November 24, 2020

usas measuring system

Crap

The usas measuring system is crap

by Urban Dick Tree June 24, 2020

dock measuring contest

A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.

Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.

The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.

by Happy10101101 February 11, 2021