After running out of suitable material, I resorted to looking at the pictures of my Friends with masturbation benefits on Facebook.
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Get the violent masterbation mug.speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.
John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
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Get the Intellectual Masturbation mug.A playground game that involves one player who is designated as "it", to chase other players while masturbating in an attempt to tag or touch them, usually with their ejaculate. The tagged player then becomes 'it' and must chase the other players while masturbating.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
I started jerking off & everybody scattered & ran, so I chased them like we were playing a good ol' game of Masturbation Tag!
by amygo June 20, 2011
Get the Masturbation Tag mug.1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is
time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with
premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often
being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with
premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often
being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation
Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
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Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'
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