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Masterbrady

(n) 1. The act of deriving sensuous pleasure from doing AP Government & Politics and AP Microeconomics homework while erotically stimulating bodily members, e.g. a phallus, and achieved by manual or other fleshly contact exclusive of copulation, followed by a sudden oozing 2. An egghead

(v) 1. To confront your government teacher 2. To have a zen moment in class 3. To study politics and economics 4. To spellbind or threaten a student

(adj) 1. Showing physical, behavioral, or mental similarity with one's government teacher 2. Idiotically jocose, silly 3. Lacking hair on the armpits or pubis, shining
A:"Are you going to masterbrady tonight?"
B:"No, I'm going to do math homework instead."

A:"Did you notice Freddy was salivating in class today?"
B:"Yes, she was masterbradying."
by Freddy K. April 14, 2006
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Masturfrape

A combination of the words masturbate and frape and involves the "Masturfraper" putting obscene statuses on their own facebook profile in an attempt to make people think someone else is fraping them. Is done typically in two situations:

1) Someone is attempting to be funny.

2) Used as a method to avoid an awkward situation where they have done something wierd, or socially unacceptable on facebook, and don't want people to think it was actually them on their account at the time.
Mark "Dude I had to masturfrape last night after accidentally sending my girlfriend a link for porn :/" Tom: "I was wondering why you'd posted those rude comment on my wall!"
Mark: "Sorry about that man, I'm lucky she fell for it though otherwise I'd have been in HUGE trouble!"
by Murgers October 28, 2011
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masterbration

Well, ive been single for 25 years straight...this calls for a masterbration
by Bloop_bloop74 June 1, 2016
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Morm Masterclass

1. A resulting act from Connor McCormick that sabotages another driver in f1 2020
2. A unreal race where Connor McCormick wins in unreal fashion

3. Connor McCormick crashes intentionally to cause a safety car to ruin Sam McMullen’s race
Ohhhhhhh for fucks sake, another morm masterclass has happened fellas
by JulesDangleyaballs May 17, 2021
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Mastercard

If something is Mastercard it is priceless. Can be an incident or moment. Can be replaced as a "kodak moment".
When someone falls flat on their butt in mud, instead of saying it is priceless, you say its MASTERCARD!
by Brittissoawjor8273 July 28, 2007
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mastercrate

a man or women touching their self’s.
“i mastercrate for the 8th time today”.
by meandkforever April 5, 2022
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masterRapist

A White Man who raped at least 30 woman of Black and Indian descent because he is a Chad.
My dad is a MasterRapist
by Groypercow January 29, 2025
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