Masturfrape

A combination of the words masturbate and frape and involves the "Masturfraper" putting obscene statuses on their own facebook profile in an attempt to make people think someone else is fraping them. Is done typically in two situations:

1) Someone is attempting to be funny.

2) Used as a method to avoid an awkward situation where they have done something wierd, or socially unacceptable on facebook, and don't want people to think it was actually them on their account at the time.

Mark "Dude I had to masturfrape last night after accidentally sending my girlfriend a link for porn :/" Tom: "I was wondering why you'd posted those rude comment on my wall!"
Mark: "Sorry about that man, I'm lucky she fell for it though otherwise I'd have been in HUGE trouble!"

Masturfrape by Murgers October 28, 2011

masturfapturbation 

Portmanteau of "masturbation" and "fap." It describes (generally male) masturbation where so much effort, passion, and time will be put into the act that the words masturbation or fapping simply don't cut it.

Chris was planning on fapping, but he decided to go for masturfapturbation instead since he had so much time on his hands.

masturfapturbation by ScholarGentleman February 23, 2015

Masturfaker 

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

Masturfaker by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

Masturfate 

Being caught masturbating, leading to something awesome, including relationship.

Me: Remember how my hot roommate walked in on me masturbating awhile ago?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.

Masturfate by tsoot April 18, 2010

Masturscape 

Locations such as Dubai, Las Vegas, Dellis Cay etc, developed in late modernity as temples to conspicuous consumption. They exist for the pursuit of fleeting pleasures and the theatrical squandering of resources; their unsustainability appears a badge of pride (enjoy your man-made 'Island World' when the sea rises you dumb f*cks). 'Masturscapes' describes such places, which amount to little more than celebratory wanks over the rapidly decaying corpse of high-carbon human civilisation.

Suggested replacement for the social science term "places of excess".

Can operate both a noun, as in "Dubai is archetypal example of a masturscape", or an adjective, as in "Dubai is a glorious masturscape in the face of mother nature."

Masturscape by murrayg July 5, 2010

masturvape 

the act of masturbating while simultaneously smoking an E-cigarette

I got so horny last night and needed to smoke so I masturvaped.
It was EPIC.

masturvape by agathacrispy January 3, 2015

Masturcrate 

A mix between Masturbation and Procrastination.

It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.

House Party Scenario-

Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.

Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.

Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!

Masturcrate by J_Springer August 13, 2010