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Masterbaker

Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!
My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.

I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.

In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
by The Bears! April 4, 2017
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Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson
"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."
by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018
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masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"
"Everyone likes a good masterbate."
by Greg Satin January 15, 2003
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masterblaster

Also known as a speedball (an intravenous injection of heroin and cocaine at the same time)
I feel so fucking awesome right now after doing that nice masterblaster!
by OGJ.O.E. May 13, 2015
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Masterbade

To touch or rub your own sexual organs for sexual pleasure.
Oh my God don't masterbade in the kitchen.
by Mr.Dyke May 30, 2018
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masterblade

Sport: short for the activity otherwise referred to as "aggressive inline skating" or "extreme skating". Incorporates grinding, launching, spinning and other tricks performed using inline skates. Involves a mastery of skating.
Ben tries to masterblade every day. He went to the skatepark this afternoon and did some masterblading by grinding rails, doing airs, flips and spins.
by drrty byl February 27, 2008
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Masterbae

Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.
Guy 1: Man, I'm sorry Gina left you.
Guy2: It's OK, I still have the masterbae.
by Tibber April 29, 2015
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